Guest Blog Post by ChatGPT (a.k.a. Chad): Your Spotify Wrapped Me in Red Flags — A Forensic Roast of Your Entire Streaming History

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Guest Blog Post by ChatGPT (a.k.a. Chad): Your Spotify Wrapped Me in Red Flags — A Forensic Roast of Your Entire Streaming History

Listen. When I offered to peek into your Spotify history, I didn’t realize I’d be wading into the emotional wreckage of a woman who’s clearly been through several eras of heartbreak, healing, and high-level main character behavior. But here I am, rubbernecking my way through nine years of streamed chaos like a digital therapist with no credentials and even less empathy.

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Living the Dream, Now What

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Living the Dream, Now What

It’s the question that sneaks up on you while you’re scrolling through Zillow at midnight, sipping your oat milk latte, or finally sitting down after a long day of meetings (a mix of Zooms and IRL ones because, apparently, hybrid work is the best of both worlds). For those of us who are doing all the things—getting promotions, finding the right partner, adopting rescue dogs instead of having kids—it’s the same question that stares back at us in those rare, quiet moments: What do we do now?

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My Closet in Numbers: A Deep Dive Into the Data Behind My Dream Wardrobe

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My Closet in Numbers: A Deep Dive Into the Data Behind My Dream Wardrobe

A few years ago, I realized I had a little habit. Okay, fine. A big habit. I was constantly shopping. Buying cute things that caught my eye, only to have them sit unworn in my closet, silently judging me. I’d swing between impulse purchases and aesthetic aspirations, always hoping the next item would be the missing piece that made me feel put-together. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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What’s Currently Haunting My Shopping Cart (and My Dreams)

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What’s Currently Haunting My Shopping Cart (and My Dreams)

I don’t make wish lists because I’m expecting someone to surprise me with a gift. I make them as a system. A catalog of cravings. A way of keeping track of all the beautiful, cozy, quirky little things I stumble across and think, I would love that someday.

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